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  3. the-absolute-best-gifs:

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

    (Source: sincerelyybrianna)

     

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  5. fatwink:

    we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin

    (via pizza)

     

  6. redgaloshesforfeet:

    I never knew that seals could do this until this January AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT

    (Source: vimeo, via eirizu)

     

  7. fuckyeahlaughters:

    aretheyseedless:

    spankmehardbarry:

    i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse

    iCNA’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING WHY IS THIS SO UFNNY

    aw

    (Source: awesomephilia.com, via eirizu)

     

  8. THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via eirizu)

     

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  10. coolstoryrob:

     

     

    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

    serionsly:

    voyagevisuelle:

    This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

    or you know this could be photoshopped

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    but idk

    you tell me

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    this is alexandrias melon (wow)

    it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

    it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

    it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

    its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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    This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

    The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

    It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

    This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

    (via eirizu)

     

  11. sofapizza:

    the recliners have become self-aware.

    and they are tired of your shit.

    (via eirizu)

     


  12. when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

     

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  15. kyladian:

    imgonnariverdance:

    IT ALL STARTED FROM 

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    I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE

    I laughed more than I’m willing to admit..

    (via eirizu)